🏛️ $FFB — FLAG FILIBUSTER — SAVE AMERICA ACT 🏛️⚖️ READ IT OUT LOUD UNTIL THE ROOM GETS QUIET ⚖️🇺🇸 THE LONGEST SPEECH ON THE FLOOR 🇺🇸🦅 DEMOCRACY IS NOT A SPECTATOR SPORT 🦅🏛️ $FFB — FLAG FILIBUSTER — SAVE AMERICA ACT 🏛️⚖️ READ IT OUT LOUD UNTIL THE ROOM GETS QUIET ⚖️🇺🇸 THE LONGEST SPEECH ON THE FLOOR 🇺🇸🦅 DEMOCRACY IS NOT A SPECTATOR SPORT 🦅
🔴 BREAKING: FLOOR SESSION IN PROGRESS LIVE
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Flag Filibuster
"Flag filibuster for the SAVE America Act — read it out loud until the room gets quiet."
The senator from the great state of Based has the floor. The filibuster will continue until morale improves or $FFB hits a billion market cap — whichever comes first.
H.R. 0000 — SAVE America Act
Section 1. SHORT TITLE — This Act may be cited as the "Strategically Acquiring Value Everywhere" Act.
Section 2. FINDINGS — Congress finds that: (a) memecoins are the highest form of political expression; (b) filibustering is a time-honored tradition of doing absolutely nothing with great passion; (c) flags are cool.
Section 3. PURPOSE — To ensure every American has the right to hold $FFB, wave a flag, and speak on the Senate floor for as long as humanly possible.
Section 4. APPROPRIATIONS — The sum of "yes" is hereby appropriated for the purpose of funding the filibuster indefinitely.
— The Clerk will read the bill. Again. And again.
⌨️ Filibuster Typing Race
Type the filibuster speech as fast as you can. Every senator needs stamina.
